If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
nice. that's awesome. i'll totally invest. my company's stock went from 22ish to 12 in the last couple of days with a 7+ drop today alone!!
ReplyDeleteI've always thought you should run for office...now I'm thinking maybe a financial advisor because only you can explain thing in a way that totally makes sense!!
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