Canadian Man Builds Himself Robot Girlfriend

Why on earth would you go on national (or I guess international in this case) news and announce that

1. You're 33 and live at home
2. You're a virgin (read between the lines here people - it's called projecting)
3. You built yourself a robotic girlfriend who has "sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there" but you have not had relations with said robot.

Really and truly this is a bad idea.