WARNING - Inappropriate Humor

**This post contains inappropriate humor related to suicide by hanging. It is not my (the author's) intention to offend anyone.**

Christine, who works with me, has the ugliest damn bunny you've ever seen that she proudly displays on her computer. She pulled it out of a vending machine - you know with the claw arm - and has an unhealthy attachment to it. Christine likes to tease Lance, the assistant who works with us. Lance is 6'4, a recent college graduate who basically lives in a frat house. He's the type of guy, or the guy, who tattooed his friend's name on his ass in fairy dust font because it would be funny. He likes practical jokes.

Christine and Lance seem to have a brother sister relationship from what I can tell. Christine is the younger sister who likes to torment her big brother and get attention from him. She's 31 and he's 24 but that's how they work.

Christine had been bugging Lance for a while with something (there are many things). He warned her that her bunny would be beheaded if she provoked him one more time. She rose to the challenge and provoked him.

So last Friday while she was out of the office there was a suicide. Yes, a bunny suicide. Bunny was not decapitated. Instead he took his life because he was so ripped from the comfort of his machine by a giant claw.


Note the overturned chair


He's a little top heavy


A note was left

Yes, this humor is inappropriate and wrong. But we still laughed.