Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Only Men

Would create something this foul (source: Holy Taco) :

Ingredients:
The Field:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines
The Players:
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets - 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese
The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)
The Stands:
58 Twinkies
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix
The Blimp:
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn't optional. Go buy one.)
TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.




I might vomit just looking at this.
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5 comments:

  1. HollyJanuary 28, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    I DARE you to make it!

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  2. Catherine (aka Lucy's Mommy)January 28, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Go for it! But take tons of pictures!

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  3. devon lorraine ...January 28, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    i'm confused by the twinkie/bacon layering...

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  4. LeslieJanuary 30, 2009 at 8:48 PM

    at first i was like, whatever, sarah! you're SO overreacting. then i got past the field ingredients and started vomiting again. thanks.

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  5. katherine.February 1, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! holly you're the cook, i dare you to do it!! or devs or leslie since they are creative

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